Zeta, Mistress of Near Dark T-Shirt

Zeta, Mistress of Near Dark, hosted a midnight showcase featuring straight-to-video vampire films, cheesy horror comedies, and occasionally unusual footage she found in the station’s basement.

In her 2013 autobiography, she famously wrote, “Vampira walked so Elvira could run, and I tripped over my own cape trying to keep up. But at least I looked good doing it.”

ART BY: Matthew Skiff (@thew)

Unisex sizing

Note: Print size and placement may vary slightly from the product images shown.

Product Details:
Crafted for both comfort and style, this tee is made with the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 fabric—renowned for its next-level softness and quality.

• Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, delivering an ultra-soft feel you’ll never want to take off.
• Durability: Pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and fit, wash after wash.
• Comfort: Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for everyday wear.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach: As needed
• Tumble dry: Low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry: Medium heat
• Do not dry clean

EU Customers:

• EU Representative: NEAR DARK, info@shopneardark.com, PO BOX 93817, Phoenix, AZ, 85070-5070, US
• Product Information: Bella+Canvas 3001
• Warranty: Includes a 2-year warranty for customers in the EU and Northern Ireland, in accordance with Directive 1999/44/EC